Dear citizens of Matooke Republic, you can agree with me that it has been a while since your epileptic first lady epileptic Janet Mwesigwa Makumbi addressed you on matters relating to national issues or in the capacity of education and sport minister. 

Forget those empty tweets and contemptuous summons of legislators at Nakasero State house, it is said that this killer lady is tired just like you on the misruling of his estranged husband inept despot Museveni. A reminder that this lady has never been in consent with inept Museveni, she has always been fanning the flames of conflict in the State House seeking to install his son-in law Odrek Rwabwogo. That is why you see two parallel subtle campaigns of his step son and that of Rwabwogo. 

In all this the cancer stricken Museveni is busy commanding his thugs in DRC trying to salvage a momentum he has lost so long ago. Meanwhile, the epileptic killer, it is said, she has been meeting a number of high ranking military men (specifically Bahima) for an Agenda that is yet to be communicated. 

Stay tuned for upcoming bwino!