Like many of you have seen, it was inept Museveni’s health puppet Jane Aceng that addressed the public on the latest developments of Covid pandemic today, saving us from empty lengthy speech of her paymaster inept despot Museveni. Information reaching our desk have it that the dictator was too weak to be on TV. 

When one takes a closer look at the current octogenarian misleader of Uganda, the inept despot Yoweri Museveni, it doesn’t take long to realize how Ugandans have suffered to be led for the past three decades by such a tyrant that is now a physical wreck.

For those that have followed him on endless television shows where he appears every now and then for lengthy empty speeches – “we went to the bush”, “1986” bla bla bla – it is obvious there is a lot eating him inside. The time to pay for his bloody crimes gets ever closer. His body being ravaged by various ailment, it isn’t long before what South African Julius Malema said not long ago: “Museveni can mess around, but nature will sort him!”

That time very obviously is now. From laryngeal, carcinoma and leukemia cancers, the diaper wearing senile leader of the Matooke Republic isn’t far from his last days. The senile tyrant has sentenced so many innocent Ugandans to extra-judicial murder, or torture, but forgetting that he too is mortal.

One wonders how overjoyed Ugandans will be, to dump him on the dustbin of history!