Dear long-suffering people in Matooke Republic, your adulterous dictator will always give himself the assorted pleasure of flesh with several women, and lavish them with your taxes while he distracts you with meaningless speeches that he will end poverty. In reality, he simply doesn’t care.

Don’t even dare to believe those speeches where the adulterous liar calls himself “an appointee of God”. God and devil can’t be in the same sentence. 

I am former NRA Kadogo. People of the Matooke republic, be warned this evil man doesn’t care how you feel. He will finish you all.