It’s poison galore in the Matooke Republic, where high-profile officials have been forced to take drastic measures to save their dear lives.

When the going gets tough, the tough get going, so the saying goes, and desperate officials are now scampering for antidotes.

Since the senile despot has gone on a poisoning spree, officials are not sure when he will strike and have therefore raised their level of alertness to the highest possible level.

Poison-induced deaths started as rumors when an army general privy to high-level intelligence broke the news but several mysterious deaths later, people are regretting not taking heed earlier on because then many high-profile deaths would have been prevented.

People have now learned to treat “blood clots” and “heart attack” post-mortem reports of dead high-profile officials as the actual murder statements that they are in the Matooke Republic!

It is no longer a ‘confidential’ matter as tyrant Museveni had forced it to be since the situation has gotten out of hand, compelling people to call out the despotic ruler to stop poisoning them.

I am only NRA Kadogo giving you bwino to widely open your eyes to survive the vampire

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