This is after the inept ruler disparages his leading role in corruption that paralyzed the country and rushes to order his hit squad under the dreadful Internal Security Organization (ISO) to investigate top management at the Uganda Bureau of Statistics over alleged corruption.

However, every question that comes to everyone’s mind is “when will the ageing despot investigate himself for corruption?” since he is the champion of corruption and godfather of all those small fishes.

For instance, history won’t forget an international graft scandal in which a Hong Kong ophthalmologist turned politician- Patrick Ho was convicted by a court in Manhattan for bribing despot Museveni with $500,000 for shoddy dealings.

Well, that’s in addition to the chunk of money the ruthless dictator chews on daily basis as he institutionalized corruption by publicly averring that he is neither anyone’s employee nor servant, that he rather works to enrich himself.

Helpless, enslaved citizens of the Matooke Republic, despot Museveni is a ‘Kisirani’ that hangs around your neck!