Dear oppressed Ugandans, your senile despot is increasingly gripped by high levels of paranoia where he sees a potential enemy in everyone around him. And the unprecedented dumping of generals who have been loyal to him throughout his tyrannical rule signals a very ominous time ahead for the Matooke Republic. 

Long-suffering Ugandans, do you believe that the so-called historicals will accept to be dumped out of the army unceremoniously after serving the dictator so selflessly? Well, think again. 

Without a doubt, the inept tyrant thinks that by eliminating the historicals, he is making life easier for himself, but instead he is setting the stage for his humiliating demise.

Watch this space!