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If minion Gakwerere thinks trolling is not a crime or watching porn movies and objectifying women is not a crime, let him dare talk about his paymaster Museveni’s Malwa and romping adventures that turned many Ugandan young women into victims of sexual aggression and rape culture in today’s banana republic.

If minion Gakwerere thinks trolling is not a crime, let him dare refer to how senile and steroid injected Museveni, due to cowardice back in his bush, became a chronic smoker of Marijuana and spread it amongst his lieutenants and Kadogos as a tool for relief.

If minion Gakwerere thinks trolling is not a crime, let him dare write how criminal despot and bloody vampire Museveni used to knock himself on weed as a booster to eliminate many of his bush-war comrades. Who killed Eria Kategaya? who killed Lutakome Kayira? Who killed Elly Mwine alias Chefe Ali? and many alike?

If minion Gakwerere thinks trolling is not a crime, let him dare write how female private secretaries whose names are a story for another day, fought tooth and nail over State House gifts. And the only way sex-predator Museveni would calm them down was through incessant bonking.

If minion Gakwerere thinks trolling is not a crime, let him dare call Museveni by his real names, senile, Rutanyalahansi, diaper-wearing, and inept despot leader of the Cassava nation. Let him do so! We will see what a crime is and what is not in Uganda.

Dimwitted “Gakwerere and his minion cronies” are not only trolls, they are a bunch of bootlickers of inept despot Museveni and cannot survive without his crumbs.