Criminal despot Museveni, born Tibuhaburwa Rutabasirwa, the current ruthless ruler of Matooke Republic was born from a poor shaky family. If it wasn’t for some people’s good will, the diapers wearing dictator would be somewhere in Ntungamo grazing goats or roasting them on the streets.

As an adopted son, criminal despot Museveni is remembered to be an insecure loner who valued nothing in life. He was pushed into studies and as a student he dwelled more on theories of communism by Chinese leaders like Mao Zedung. A school of thought he still cherish today for it gives him courage to oppress Ugandans for survival.

As a teenager, criminal despot Museveni was not only a loner. He was also a thief and corrupt as he is today. You must have heard of stories of him stealing milk to drink or selling some for lousy pocket money. Growing up he wanted to remove himself from chuckles of primitivity that characterized his destitute background, but it wasn’t easy, it still haunts him today.

Prior to going to the bush despot Museveni’s loneliness marked his life as university student at the University of Dar Es Salaam (which he did not complete, despite Obote and Nyerere support) and as a lost aspiring politician. He became more insecure and went to the bush.

At the battle field, it is an open secret that he is remembered as the ghost commander who was no where to be seen except for rare occasions where appeared carried on stretchers. Those who remember him talk of stories of how he never walked or “chapaa muguu” like many other soldiers. If he wasn’t carried on stretcher like all other cowards, he would be transiting in Nairobi and Dar Es Salaam airports going to Sweden – where he hid himself until towards the end of the war.

His insecurities are also vivid in his so called love life and sexual mania. At the battle field he is remembered as a fellow who always raped young Kadogo girls in the name of preparing them for the liberation struggle. Today he hasn’t abandoned that culture, he snatches people, daughters and wives by force and when one dares to complain, they get killed and or jailed.

Nicknamed “Rutanyarahansi” for his sexual misconduct, criminal despot Museveni has until today fathered many children out of wedlock. Those who followed a recent wedding that took place at Namirembe St Paul Cathedral and a reception that took place at Speke Resort Munyonyo, in February this year, understand what I’m talking about. People close to say him say, one needs to conduct a census to know the number of his children.

Senile criminal despot Museveni still fights his childhood insecurities on top of other contracted illnesses. For example, today he has three types of cancers which he treats very expensively at the expense of oppressed Ugandans taxes. If we call him diapers-wearing dictator it is because he wears pumpers like babies and is in a constant need of a moving toilet to change them every thirty minutes.

Dictator Museveni’s longtime insecurities are the ones that push him to cling onto power against the will of people, for he believes he is at peace and secure while in power, according to those who have worked with. He will get out of power only by death and he will leave Nakasero State House only in coffin.

“I am just a former NRA Kadogo”