Bloodthirsty despot Museveni must be cursing his gods seeing how Kenyans are conducting free, fair and peaceful elections. He is wondering how Kenya can embarrass him, though the fault surely is with Museveni and his 37 years of brutal and reckless misrule.

The arm-rotting tyrant of the Matooke Republic cannot digest the idea of how Kenya has not disabled internet as if they don’t take security matters seriously. How can a country like Kenya whose population is so knowledgeable go to polls with internet on? What if people misuse it?

Definitely, the diaper-wearing dictator is wondering how has Kenya failed to deploy tear gas, rubber bullets or Kiboko squads to terrorize voters, how can citizens cast their votes in the most conducive and peaceful environment?

How come there are no people tempering ballot papers or stuffing ballot boxes, how is it even possible? can elections happen without rigging? What about violence? how is it possible that on the second day of elections there hasn’t been any violent incident? How is it possible that people are not abducted, illegally detained and or thrown to jail yet?

Wait a minute, how did the outgoing President Uhuru Kenyatta become so naïve not to change the constitution to accord himself more years in the state house? Uhuru must be very negligent, how can he be so irresponsible to allow people freedom of choice, movement and expression.

Museveni is a senile ruler that is disconnected from reality; he is a bloodthirsty vampire, a treacherous tyrant that is a disgrace to the 21-century leadership and governance. He shouldn’t be living with normal human beings.

I am just a former NRA Kadogo.