Dear citizens of Matooke Republic, did you know that extreme love for women thighs has landed inept despot Museveni in big family trouble. Today, the diaper wearing dictator does not share a same bed with his estranged wife Epileptic Janet Mwesigwa Makumbi Kataha. She opted for a side room because she could not stomach her husband’s stinking sexual misconducts. 

For those in Uganda who have heard a certain Musisi Kakande Basajjabaka, the father who has sired 82 children from 33 wives, they must know the morally depraved ruler of Uganda has been toeing his legacy in giving birth to many children although many are not known to him and he has never catered for them.  

But just so people know, sex obsession in Museveni family is two-way drive. While inept despot Museveni romps on one side Kataha, the killer mother does the other. This epileptic woman like so many privileged Bahima women, she used to be banged by almost every man in her teen ages, she was well known for having the best watering swamp!

Stay tuned for a list of women and men both senile leaders of Matooke republic have bonked seeking to satiate their sexual appetite.